Scalene

Age: 10 years
Pronouns: She/Her
Relatives: Lisa (older sister)
Hometown: Salem, MA
Status: Alive
Suspects: ---

Scalene is the clever younger sister of Lisa. She is known by her peers for excelling at math, science, and English - to the point where she actually takes courses in the evening from Cambridge University online, much to the awe of her classmates back at her elementary school. That doesn't mean she isn't excited for summer break, though, especially considering how her older sister is letting her come on her best friend's road trip to Six Flags in Chicago.

When she isn't at school "learning" long division or at home learning how to differentiate matrices, she's likely recording a video for her TikTok page. She has an extensive selection of skincare products in her room, which she shoplifts from the local Sephora with her friends on the weekend. She uses them to prop up her Phoenician tablets - which she used to steal from the local museum, but since they've run dry from her kleptomaniacal habits, she's moved on to the museum in Marblehead.

Being an algebralien, she has a very high intelligence - often estimated to be at around 200 IQ. She doesn't put this to waste, as when she isn't juggling elementary school, college, and social media, she's known for translating many ancient documents, and is known as an up-and-coming whiz-kid in the archaeological field. Although, she is happy to take a break every once in a while to go to Six Flags with her sister.

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