Ice Coffee
| Age: | 38 years |
| Pronouns: | She/Her/Hers |
| Relatives: | --- |
| Hometown: | Salt Lake City, UT |
| Status: | Alive |
| Suspects: | --- |
| Age: | 38 years |
| Pronouns: | She/Her/Hers |
| Relatives: | --- |
| Hometown: | Salt Lake City, UT |
| Status: | Alive |
| Suspects: | --- |
Ice Coffee is the stuck-up history teacher married to Bendy Straw. She met him one day in the lounge room; she was there to get a glass of plain boiling water, and he was there to cool off after a class with particularly rough students. She was charmed by his unwavering charismas, and soon enough, they were a thing.
Since then, Ice Coffee has continued teaching grade 12 history, and is known by the student body for always having her final exam on senior skip day, as well as favoring the men in her classes to the women. At one point she used to be somewhat passionate about the historical topics she taught to her students, but by now - her thirteenth year on the job - all she really cares about is getting her summers off.
This year, she was especially excited to get her summer off, as Bendy Straw is taking her all the way to Connecticut to meet his family for the first time since their wedding. She's always enjoyed travelling, and especially considering how she gets to travel across the nation with the one she's loved most, she's on cloud nine and can't be brought down.